Middle Age Texting Codes
ATD – at the doctor
BFF – best friend fell
BTW – bring your wheelchair
BYOT – bring your own teeth
FWIW – forgot where I was
GGPBL – gotta go, pacemaker battery low
GHA – got heartburn again
IMHO – is my hearing aid on?
LMDO – laughing my dentures out
OMMR – on my massage recliner
ROFLACGU – rolling on the floor laughing and can’t get up
TTYL – talk to you louder!
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