Bunty's Thoughts

THe ABC’s of Ageing

A is for arthritis,

B is for bad back,

C is for the chest pains. Corned Beef? Cardiac?

D is for dental decay and decline,

E is for eyesight–can’t read that top line.

F is for fissures and fluid retention

G is for gas (which I’d rather not mention–

and not to forget other gastrointestinal glitches)

H is high blood pressure

I is for itches, and lots of incisions

J is for joints, that now fail to flex

L is for libido–what happened to sex?

Wait! I forgot about K!

K is for my knees that crack all the time

(But forgive me, I get a few lapses in my

Memory from time to time)

N is for nerve (pinched) and neck (stiff) and neurosis

O is for osteo-for all the bones that crack

P is for prescriptions, that cost a small fortune

Q is for queasiness. Fatal or just the flu?

Give me another pill and I’ll be good as new!

R is for reflux–one meal turns into two

S is for sleepless nights,

counting fears on how to pay my medical bills!

T is for tinnitus–I hear bells in my ears

and the word ‘terminal’ also rings too near

U is for urinary and the difficulties that flow (or not)

V is for vertigo, as life spins by

W is worry, for pains yet unfound

X is for X ray–and what one might find

Y is for year (another one, I’m still alive).

Z is for zest

For surviving the symptoms my body’s deployed,

And keeping twenty-six doctors gainfully employed.

Supporters

Rhubarb Lime (and The Woodhouse)

In a recent article in the Sunday Post magazine (21st October), their “Scone Spy” ventured out into Kippen, for the second time.  On his first visit he had chanced upon The Woodhouse and been favourably impressed.  This time he visited Rhubarb Lime, and thoroughly enjoyed his visit – “perfectly scrummy” being one of his comments.  His concluding sentence – “With The Woodhouse and Rhubarb Lime, the little and large of café culture, Kippen is well served for scone scoffing – whatever the weather.”  The full article can be found at https://www.sundaypost.com/fp/rhubarb-and-lime-scone-spy/.

Scone Spy

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Well, one of the strange things. The fact it was as toasty as the Med was obviously a bit weird.

But just as strange was the fact that it was settled, steady, reassuringly always there.

It had come to mind as I went for one of those relaxing Sunday drives – because, in typically Scottish fashion, I’d seen the lot.

It had been properly pelting, splendidly sunny, blowing a gale and almost calm, turn the heating down, crank it up.

Go on, make your mind up, weather!

By the time my tum rumbled loudly enough to insist on a food stop, it had turned nice. And, so it has to be said, is Kippen.

It wasn’t your Spy’s first time in this neck of the woods. Last time, it was the impressive Woodhouse Coffee Shop.

It’s big and bustling, and right at a roundabout outside the village on the busy A811.

Rhubarb Lime – don’t you just love the name, by the way? – was a real contrast.

It was wee and cosy and on the village’s main street, a blink and you’d miss it sort of a place if you were driving through.

A couple of things were the same, though. Like the Woodhouse, it was bustling. And there was also more to it.

The Woodhouse has a farm shop which does a brisk trade in butchery and more. In Rhubarb Lime’s case, it’s a delicatessen as well, and there was an impressive selection of wines on display.

But, naturally, it was stopping that tummy rumbling that was the priority and Rhubarb Lime wasn’t about to disappoint.

The counter was full of bell jars with tempting cakes of every variety, the shelves stacked with fruit slices, empire biscuits and more, with giant pink meringues the showstopping stars of the show.

There are just a handful of tables and it’s all cute and quirkily higgledy-piggledly.

After a quick perusal of the impressively extensive menu, my dining companion settled on a warming big bowl of the vegetable broth.

I had the brie, bacon and cranberry toasted ciabatta which came with a side salad and a ramekin of coleslaw.

Both were filling and super tasty. The most important thing as always, though, was the scone. And there was a tempting selection to choose from.

Orange and blueberry, fruit and cherry were the options.

The pick, the orange and blueberry, had a perfectly scrummy mix of both and it was moist and just the right side of crumbly.

Just as warm as our dishes was the welcome. with the staff genuinely interested in where we’d come from and happy to chat.

With the Woodhouse and Rhubarb Lime, the little and large of café culture, Kippen is well served for scone scoffing – whatever the weather.

 

Supporters

The Wee Vine Supporters

Without our supporters, there would be no Wee Vine. They offer support in a variety of ways, all essential.

Firstly, our financial supporters.  Printing and other costs are totally met through the support of a number of local organisations. Currently these are, (in alphabetical order):

Auchenburn Bed and Breakfast

Brian Reynolds Carpentry

Cameron Skinner, Skinner of Kippen

Central Auto Repairs (Glengyle)

Classics@Kippen

Cliff Hewett – eMusic Tutor

Computer Division Limited

Fallen Brewing Company

Fusion Flowers Magazine

GCR Financial Planning

John Coubrough & Son, Joiners &Funeral Directors

Judyjamjar

McNicolls Country Store

Rhubarb Lime

Stephen Paul Associates

The Cross Keys

The Inn at Kippen

The Woodhouse

Each of our financial supporters is entitled to use the magazine to publicise forthcoming events, or significant awards obtained. An example of this can be seen in the current issue featuring a complimentary article from the Sunday Post on both Rhubarb Lime and the Woodhouse.  Anyone who would like to offer support in this way can do so by contacting us at enquiries@theweevine.org.

Secondly, many thanks to those who have supported this issue by contributing articles. The Wee Vine is for Kippen, about Kippen and by Kippen. We would like to know about events as they happen, and also those which are planned. Also, organisations, clubs and their programmes and activities. Plus comments, queries, photos and anything else that takes your fancy.

“Letters to the editor”, on paper or electronically, are welcome from all.

And finally, those who support by offering help in many ways, such as the delivery of the magazine round the village by June Waley and her team.

Stuart Thomson

Community Affairs

Windfarm Funds

 

The deadlines to apply for money from the Windfarm in 2019 are:-

 

31st January 2019

31st May 2019

30th September 2019

 To apply or for info please contact Margaret Beaton on 870536 or email margaret.beaton@yahoo.com

We look forward to hearing your ideas on how to make Kippen a better place to live!

Events

Burns Supper

Tickets are selling well for the Village Burns Supper in the Village Hall on Saturday 26 January, and a capacity audience is expected. The event is hosted as usual by the Friends of Kippen Kirk Trust which helps to maintain the building and fabric of the Village Kirk.

There’s a great slate of speakers and performers. The Immortal Memory will be proposed by Ian Young of Campsie Glen; the Toast to the Lassies will be proposed by Duncan McEwan of Arnprior and the reply on behalf of the Lassies will be given by Baroness Goldie, whose hilarious replies have won her a place on the international circuit of Burns Suppers. After the Selkirk Grace by Rev Ellen Larson Davidson, the Haggis will be addressed by Kippen’s Richard Patten and Neil Benny will give his own unique recitation of Tam O’Shanter. Local lad Murray O’May, who piped so impressively at the Armistice Day Service in the Village, will be piping, and Kathleen McKellar Ferguson is organising the musical programme. Award-winning singers Daniel Barrett and Karla Grant from the Royal Conservatoire of Scotland will be singing. Cameron Skinner is catering the event.

Tickets, price £22.50, are still available from Micky or Naomi Hirst (870283), David Jenkins (870434) or Moira Turner (870705).

Welcome

Welcome to edition 8 of The Wee Vine.

Our thanks go to our supporters who make
this publication possible. We welcome The
Woodhouse Coffee Shop to the list.
Our Special Feature highlights 2 important issues
for the village and needs your support- Kippen
Old Kirk and The Sports Field plus and a donation
of a Scotland Shirt.
There are several functions happening over the
next quarter so read all in the events section.
Our clubs section features Tennis, Cricket and
Golf. Community affairs covers the 117th Flower
Show, Beavers and Cubs plus the latest school
report and much more.
There is a lot happening in Kippen so we need
your stories (with Pictures. Min 1 MB) as soon as
possible or you will miss the deadline for the next
issue. If we cannot fit everything in the printed
version it will appear on the website – https://
theweevine.org
Deadline for the next issue is 30 December
2018.
Your feedback about the Wee Vine is important
to us so please get in touch with your comments/
ideas for this year.
Send to enquiries@theweevine.org If you
wish to donate go to https://theweevine.org/
donations/
Cover photograph supplied by Denis Bradley.
If you would like your photograph featured on
the front cover send to enquiries@theweevine.
org minimum size 1 MB. This should feature a
seasonal picture at time of printing.

Special Feature

Kippen Football star donates his Scotland shirt

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Former Kippen FC, Stirling Albion and Everton Goalkeeper Iain Turner marked his retirement from the game by donating a Scotland shirt to his local football park.

Iain wore the shirt as part of the successful Scotland team captained by David Weir who won the Kirin Cup Tournament held in Japan in 2006. The shirt will be displayed in the Pavilion at the Kippen Football Park.

Iain said, “My football career started in Kippen, so it seemed the right thing to do to donate it to the Kippen Sports Development group who manage the facilities. I hope that it might help inspire some of the local boys and girls to follow in my footsteps”.

The shirt was accepted by Paul Goodwin, Chair of Kippen Sports Development who said, “It was a real pleasure to meet Iain and to hear about the successful Kirin Cup campaign.  It is not too often that we hear about Scotland winning tournaments, so it makes it rather special. We would like to thank Iain for the kind gesture on behalf of everyone in Kippen”.

Paul Goodwin

Special Feature

Kippen Sports Development Ltd (Sports Field) End of year update

The Sports Field Management team was supplemented by the arrival of Cameron Skinner to the committee which is responsible for the ongoing management of the sports field. The Group has a lease from the Mitchell Trust to ensure that the facilities are kept in good order for community benefit.

Sadly, with no senior Kippen Football team playing at the park this year this has had an impact on our income from rentals. The good news is that the McNicoll’s family have agreed to still collect donations for us from second hand books sold in the store.

The main users of the facilities remain Kippen Primary school and the Kippen Junior Football Club. We were delighted to have extended use by the Cubs and Brownies as well as several one-off events such as the Kippen Trail Race and several kids’ birthday parties. We are delighted to report that we will have additional support from the Windmill Fund that will allow us to enhance our usage options with some additional deep drainage works.

Our main challenge is the cost of basic maintenance and insurances is nearly £2000 per year and our income is just not generating enough money to keep the sports field in a sustainable position. Over the coming months we will be consulting with any interested parties in the village as we seek to find a solution to this conundrum.

Any suggestions can be posted on our new Kippen Sports Field Facebook page or send by email to our Chair at   paulgoodwin@bigbluestar.co.uk

Paul Goodwin